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Noah's Ark
A Children's Story
(This is a storyboard for a flash animation I
did. A link to it is at the end of the page.)
Since everyone's already
done the "Animals 2 by 2" part of the story so much,
I decided to concentrate on the OTHER part of the story, because it's
important too.
Plus it's a really, really cute bible story that children and adults are sure
to love.
Now be sure to sit the kids down with you to see this,
and have some good, moral, Christian values family time together.
Let’s recap...
Except for Noah, a righteous man who liked to get drunk and naked
and be an exhibitionist to his own sons, and Noah's family, some of whom enjoyed
seeing their father drunk and naked,
God drowned everything and everyone,
including small children, and sent them
to Hell to be tortured FOREVER.
Babies, toddlers, fetuses inside pregnant women;
EVERYONE but
Noah and his family were murdered when Jesus (God) drowned them.
(Just for the HELL of it, he killed all the
plants and animals too, even though they never did anything to piss him off.) Their
fate is sealed. He will NEVER forgive them or allow them ANY
possibility of rehabilitation or parole from his ETERNAL TORTURE,
Because he loves them as a father loves his children! (huh?)
Bible should be spelled BUY BULL,
since the only way to believe
it, is to do it.
View the flash animation by clicking HERE
Also, some aren't taking the toon well (who'd-a-thunk-it?)
HERE is a page as a response to one who didn't like
it.
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