How to start a religion
Plant a few seeds, and let them grow for 2000 years or so...

The very sight of Elvis often caused people to weep with joy.
Elvis' parable of "The Ghetto" shows He cared for the poor.

Elvis touched the hearts of millions of people in positive ways.
Elvis was known within His own lifetime, by millions, as "The King".
Elvis' death on the toilet obviously symbolizes that He died to flush away our sins.
Elvis spread a message of love and asked in return that we Love Him Tender, and true.
Elvis was persecuted toward the end of His life, accused of being a fat, ageing drug addict.
Many eyewitness accounts tell us that Elvis glowed on stage while delivering His message.
The physical touch of Elvis upon a mere human often made that person faint from a rhapsody.
Elvis said we are all nothing but hound dogs, crying all the time.   (crying for Elvis' forgiveness)
Elvis created the Earth.  The Book of Elvis tells us that even ROCK did not exist before Him.
The eyewitness accounts of Elvis' resurrection were carried in the newspapers of the time, 
such as the Weekly World News and The National Inquirer.  This is well-documented.
Elvis was seen by many after His death was confirmed and He was put in the grave.
Elvis was born a simple man to a poor family, though within His own lifetime, 
millions of people recognized that He was much more than a mere man.
Elvis taught fundamental morals to us, such as: "Don't be cruel".
Elvis often gave others extravagant gifts, such as Cadillacs,
teaching by example that it is better to give than receive.
Remember, He said, "You are always on my mind."
Never forget He said, "It's now or never".
Choose Elvis' Burning Love.
Hunk-a, hunk-a
Burning
Love

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